When Kelly asked me to be a contributor here, there seemed to be some expectation that I would facilely serve up the humor like so much cold hors d’oeuvres. An expectation nerve-wrackingly reinforced by her hyperbolic introduction of me as “the funniest man on AC.” As if I’m some sort of trained seal who can just stick a flipper down my throat and puke bons mots. I’m not an amusement-vomiting seal machine that can be turned on with the flick of a switch, dammit.

But I don’t like to disappoint. Not a Kelly, at least. So here’s my cop-out - er, solution. For my first trick, I will provide humor while simultaneously furthering our mistress’ promotional cause. Here’s my own spotlight of CP Will Wright, a man to whom I’m tempted to refer as my favorite AC humorist, though I’m generally hesitant to label favorites.

Yes, I’m posting links to a dozen pieces of content. Excessive? Perhaps. The dude’s got over 200, though, so cut me some slack. Spend half an hour or so reading them all, I promise, it’s laugh-inducing time well-spent. If you have to come back later for some, so be it. These are the funniest of the funny. I don’t mean to imply that his other content’s no good; Will has plenty of interesting, useful, and helpful non-funny articles posted too. But E cares not for interesting, useful, or helpful things. Read, readers, read. And enjoy.

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Marriage and the Elimination of Manhood, Part II

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Stupid Movie Trends: Movies Inspired by Breakfast Cereals

McDonalds Employee Fired for Being Competent

Confessions of a Stay at Home Dad

Nice Things People Say when They Don’t Like Your Writing

Are You an Evil Genius? A How To Career Guide

Trouble in Spongebob Squarepants 2008 Presidential Campaign

AC Writters Strike: Who Needs Righters?

Truck Driving School for the Blind Overcomes Adversity to Graduate First Class

How to Craft Generic Self-Help Articles for Fun and Profit